leftboob-enthusiast:

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

eatingisfab:

I’m too romantic and unrealistic

wreckedvibez:

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

lizardsister:

not to say anything positive about america but the revolutionaries inventing guerrilla warfare is the funniest shit to me they were just like “hey what if instead of standing in lines all orderly getting shot what if we like, didn’t” and the brits were just like “what the fuck. what the fuck is happening this isn’t in the rule book what the fuck”